Why do you need a blog?
Well everybody has a blog.

What will you blog about?
I have no idea.

Who is gonna read your blog?
Does it matter?

Will you have time to blog?
Probably not, but I will try.

Will you mention Madonna in a few posts?
I always mention Madonna.

What software will you use?
WordPress

But you never code in PHP?
If I like software, I use it. Features are more important.

I thought you had purchased Rails hosting?
Yes, I like Rails and Ruby. I also like Java. I like C#. ColdFusion is cool as well. Mmmm, I like programming languages. I think I’ll call the blog Random Syntax.

What will your first post be?
Enough with all the questions. I have a name for my blog. I’m off!